Boxers Travels Part Two: The Wine Tasting

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I’m perplexed, we’re going Wine tasting. Why? Veronica is NOT interested at all. Dennis is the Wine geek, he has a blog, he travels all over the country interviewing small producers.

Veronica never accompanies him. Honestly I think even if he payed her, she wouldn’t come.

So WHY are we here today? What’s happened?  He must have  bribed her big time?

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As we headed downstairs we’re in for an unpleasant surprise: no dogs allowed in the restaurant!! What?? What kind of hotel is this? Here I am, an adorable, well behaved Boxer girl and I AM NOT ALLOWED IN??

Veronica somehow negotiated breakfast in the hallway. (I’ve already told you, Veronica doesn’t take no for an answer!)

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As I was lying there, vaguely listening to their conversation, I got the answer to our mystery; They had struck a deal!

A day immersed in Swiss German Boxer world vs, a day with passionate Wine guy! (Dennis speaks no German and needed an interpreter.)  Tit for Tat!

Don’t feel sorry for him, he loves Boxers, feel sorry for Veronica, a day of Wine talk.

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This is Markus, the Wine guy, he made us tour the domain, showing his small Biodynamic Wine world.

Veronica went on dutifully translating, even asking questions. And something fascinating happened: She looked very happy? What’s going on? Is she crazy? Has she caught the “Wine passion bug”?

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Oh…on second thought there is a very simple explanation: Veronica is a Schmoozer, she can talk to anyone about anything. Sales Assistant, Taxi drive…etc..and she ends up knowing their life story.

And Markus is a very interesting man, so it seems.

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We stepped inside his Winery. Now this is a weird place, a huge room with high ceilings where he makes the Wine. And several gigantic Barrels.

It’s a little chilly, Veronica always remembers my blanket. She understands a Boxer girls  delicate skin and needs for comfort. Well yes!! Would you lie down on the stone floor?

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I got the feeling this could last for a while so I relaxed.I think this is the equivalent of Veronica’s shopping episodes, and I know how long those can be!!

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The actual Wine tasting started, (well not Veronica, she’s not that devoted to her “job”).

I got a shock!! Nobody actually drinks the wine!! NO, they take a sip into their mouths, make very weird noises, and listen to this:  spit it out in a bucket!!!!

Quite disgusting I’d say. Have they no manners? Is this how it’s actually done? (I can now see why Veronica doesn’t do that!!)

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After the first “tasting session” they disappear down a very, very steep staircase. Are we supposed to follow? I guess, “The interpreter” has to continue her work.

Down we go, I admit I was concerned but managed very well, remember I’m an agility pro!

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Wow, this is a beautiful room. Look at these crates and the stones on the floor. Veronica neglected me and forgot the blanket. (She needs to learn to focus!)

I had to stand and wait, and wait while the Gentlemen were slurping, spitting and talking.

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This Markus’s loft, it’s seriously cool!!

Markus tells Veronica and Dennis what a well behaved Boxer girl I am.

What can I say, I’m quite the role model! Just look at me yesterday, with Flay and the Puppies. The perfect Boxergirl! Even Jacky said so.

(Wish Eva and SPS and Corinne had seen me though, Veronica needs to tell them, all these dog experts!)

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Markus serves amazing bread, cheese and dried meat. Frankly it smells very good.

There is more tasting repertoire … Veronica still not participating. She tells Markus she’ll try the wines at home. (In a more civilised manner I take it)

Markus used to work in a Bank, can you imagine? Veronica talks and talks and Markus talks and talks, Dennis writes and writes… ok this is getting VERY boring!

Can we go home soon?

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Finally Veronica gets my persistent boring look and deep sighs. Time to say farewell.

As I was happily settling in the car, prepared for the long drive. Dennis suddenly exclaims “Lets go and see the Rhine falls”

The what now falls?  No No No NOO!!! This was NOT in the deal!! What a silly idea, whatever these Falls are they’re probably BORING!!

I want to GO HOME!

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As always nobody pays attention to me and I get dragged to the said Falls. I was very grumpy but couldn’t help admitting it was beautiful.

That water makes so much noise. I sat for a long time, fascinated until Veronica called; “C’mon Felicia, are you sleeping”… Ok so NOW we have to rush!! Now that I’m enjoying the view I have to hurry!!

Typical!!

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Veronica told Dennis all about her friend, YH who owns three Boxers. Mojo, Havannah and Lux. She’s actually had eleven Boxers in her life! YES eleven!! That’s a bunch, she must be a Boxer expert!

Look at those guys sitting calmly in the snow!! I’m sure it’s because they’re like Viking dogs, used to the rude climate! Me I’m different, remember, I have an Italian father. Due to my Italien DNA I need warmer weather.

Veronica goes on and on about YH and her dogs “They’re all really cute, you know, and well behaved”.

“If she has three Boxers perhaps we could have two?”

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What?? What’s that now??

I thought it had been decided a new Puppy might, (or might not), be adopted much later. I knew this Puppy visit was a bad idea!! See what happens, she gets Puppy fever!

Dennis was on my side and firmly stated;  “A Puppy? With little F? No way!!”

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Finally MY BED! Travelling can be fun, yes, and it was great to see Andy and Jacky and the Puppies…and perhaps a tiny bit fun to see Flay. The Wine guy was nice, Rhine falls beautiful but….

Home sweet home.

 

Markus Ruch

http://www.weinbauruch.ch

Dennis Wine Blog

https://artisanswiss.com

 

 

Boxer Travels Part One: The Puppies

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We’re going on a road trip. To Andy and Jacky! (Andreashöhe see archive) Can’t wait to see them. I wonder a bit about Flay… will she remember me? Will she be nice to me? She’s not only a Champion but a Mom now. She’s a bit vain.

(FYI; On this big Boxer show the judge awarded me with Excellent 1! So I am beautiful too!!)

We all have our bags packed. I have my special travel blanket, my bowl, food and a toy, just in case I get bored.

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This is Pretty von Hofmannstal. Andy and Jacky got her from Rosine Hofmann, she’s the oldest breeder in Europe. Veronica thinks she’s an amazing Boxer Lady.

Pretty just had puppies. She bears her name well. Don’t you think so? She’s very pretty!

See, not jealous! I can admit another Boxer girl is beautiful too! (I feel it’s worth mentioning, Veronica has a tendency to tell people I’m jealous, which I’M NOT)

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She had five puppies, very cute!! Here with Mommy.

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Four girls and a guy.

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Jacky and Andy are thrilled to see me. I was happy, also a little concerned; where are the dogs, and the cats?

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Rosine Hofmann was there to inspect the puppies.

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They have the coolest house! Dog beds everywhere, and even sofas for the dogs!! Now why don’t we have “Dog sofas”?

Andy should tell Veronica it’s better for me, as a matter of fact let’s make it mandatory! Yeah! All dog homes, should have special “Dog sofas”!!

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Oh look at the adorable puppies! They all wanted to say hello to me. Well duh… Of course, Felicia von der Andreashöhe, the special guest is here!

Veronica was oohing and aahing. “Ohhh Dennis look at those cuties, just look, oh they’re sooooo adorable”

Ok, ok, lets not get carried away. They’re cute, but no need to overdo it! It’s just puppies!

 

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Andy lets two of them into the garden, just to see how we got along. No need to worry, I love puppies!

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The whole gang arrives and OMG, they’re wild!! Jumping, climbing, biting. Oh la la, the  works!

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They have this fun tunnel, just like in Agility, but smaller. They dive in, out and on top. I don’t know where to look, they’re all over the place.

I’m not going to try to go through it, don’t want to embarrass myself, just in case I get stuck..

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Mostly, they wanted to play.

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…and play….

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…and play some more! Until Andy whistles and they go back inside. Veronica was in love with all of them. “Dennis we should bring one home”

What?? Home? Like with us in the car?? Today?? NO WAY!

I am nowhere ready to be a surrogate Mom!! I feel I haven’t reached my true potential yet. I need to explore my inner self, learn to find peace of mind before even considering taking in a pup.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Puppies, and these guys are adorable…here, not at home!!

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Flay comes out and she did not look very friendly, at all!

I adopted my best “I hear you Sis, it’s your turf” attitude. I’m not scared, just felt it would be inappropriate, being the guest, to argue with her.

Andy was not happy  “Anständig Flay, Felicia ist dein Geschwister”. (Be nice, Flay, Felicia is your sibling)

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I slipped behind Dennis. Again: NOT SCARED!  I just like it better here. I get a lovely view of the garden from this angle.

Andy called me; Hmm…well on second thought, I don’t really feel like bonding right now.  Flay looked ashamed, and rightfully so. That’s not how you greet your long lost sister!!

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We settled on a kind of compromise, I cuddled with Jacky and Flay with Andy. That will do for this time.

Told you, she’s a little of full of herself…and bossy!  Nobody could guess we’re sisters!

I myself, felt very proud of my behaviour; I took the high road with my sister, AND Andy and Jacky told Veronica I’m a great “Auntie” for the pups. Ha, hear that Flay? I’m great!!!

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Back in the car, I felt a little tired. Family meetings are exhausting.

I overheard Veronica telling Jacky and Andy that when I’m a bit older we would fetch a little one. Perhaps one of I’Love’s.

Ha, we’ll see about that! I am entitled to an opinion. First I need to see her and agree! No Puppy in our house without my consent !!!

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We drive to this really nice hotel. Dennis served my long awaited dinner.

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At the restaurant everybody loved me: “What a lovely Boxer”, (Yes I agree, I might add “Friendly, sweet, well behaved  boxer”) I even received a bowl of water.

There’s a lot of talk about “the cute puppies”, “Beautiful Boxers”, Andy, Jacky and Rosine Hofmann. Guys, what about me?

Have you forgotten your little darling, your lovely little darling on the blanket? It wouldn’t hurt to mention her in in that conversation!

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Back in our room, I hear them discussing the next day’s program. Words like  “Wine tasting”, “grapes”,  what’s that? Do I have to taste wine? Eat grapes? Is this a dog event? Will Flay be there?

Whatever, I’m just so very tired…

Vielen dank Andy und Jacky für ein sehr gutes Mittagessen und viel Hund spass!

Boxer Von der Andreashöhe:

http://www.boxerwelpen.ch

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Rosine Hofmann: Boxer Von Hofmannstal: A Boxer Lady on her 90th birthday, here with her latest International Champion, Pilgrim Von Hofmannstal (Pretty’s Brother)

http://www.hofmannstalboxer.com

You like Felicia’s blanket? 

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The Birthday Girl

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Today is my Birthday! Yes I’m the Birthday girl! Today everything is about ME, I’ll be the star all day long. I actually think the rule should be: “Felicia get’s to decide everything.” Unfortunately not in Veronica’s house!

The day starts off really well. Apart from that ridiculous red ribbon. (you know Veronica’s sense of inappropriate festive gear for me! Thank god no Indya or Inook or Yoda or Rose to see me).

There is cute gift bag, and a very yummy cake with four candles, yes I’m four years old.

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Indya is invited for a Birthday Party later. Veronica tells me I should share the cake with her.

What?? Hell no! I gulp it down real fast, no way I share any cake with anyone, let alone Indya!!

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If you think Birthdays are all about the fun, you’re wrong! Not in Veronica’s world! Birthday’s come with the “Now you’re a big girl” talk.

On she goes: “Now that you’re four you need to behave accordingly. No chewing on books, newspapers, opera programs or glasses. No excessive digging during the walks”… bla bla bla…

Who does she think she is? A boxer expert? And what does Eva and SPS think? Has she even asked them? And Corinne? I can’t even look at her right now!

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I’m supposed to get my gift and party, not have to listen to long, moralising, boring speeches!! Anyhow I’ve gone momentarily deaf.

I sulk on the carpet in Dennis’s office and why doesn’t he tell her to stop? Does he agree? Surely not, he’s the cool one, remember, from California!!

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FINALLY she gives me the green light “varsågod” (Ok, go) and I can dive into the gift bag!

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Now what’s this? Hmmm… and it’s wrapped in more paper, cool! I love ripping paper!

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For more privacy I run off with it to my bed…stupid move; Veronica comes after, snatching it up. “Felicia, be careful, don’t rip your gift” Pffff… such a spoilsport!

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It’s a new collar. Look at this one, isn’t it gorgeous with my complexion?  It’s decorated with dogs, poodles, performing all sorts of tricks. Cool!

Come think of it, is that a hint? Does Veronica expect me to do the same, like standing on a ball?

NO WAY!! NOT A CHANCE!

(Good news: I don’t have to wear that embarrassing ribbon any more!)

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Ok, so that’s done! Now let’s find out what else’s in there. A bit more ripping… This time, I play it safe, and run to my hide out spot under the dining room table.

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I got this huge colourful bird, love it.

I still don’t understand how come she always finds me here…??? Sure enough there she is, what does she want? Can’t a Birthday  girl discover her gift in peace?

“Felicia, now that you have this beautiful bird, no need to chase the live ones in the fields”

Yeah, sure! In her dreams!!!

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After the gifts its party time!! Indya comes over and we go wild! Well yes, it’s MY birthday and we have to party party party!!

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No fun birthday without balloons, I love to chase them, and then finally hear the pop.

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Indya is less thrilled by this game, she abstains from the actual chasing, and prudently  just pushes it.

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After the balloons we race! I’m SO fast…not fast enough though…damn Indya!! She wins AGAIN!!!

(VH, a word; can you stop running with Indya for just a bit?)

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A tug of war competition is arranged. Sadly no winner. We’re equally strong. This I find vexing: How come I don’t win with my big muscles?? (You heard Dr L!) I should win!! It’s pure logic!

Perhaps it’s my technique, yeah that’s it. MC has trained Indya to use secret moves, tricks…Nothing to do with muscles!

I thought Birthday girls were supposed to win all the games, well that’s what I heard.

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After hours of playing we’re wiped out. There was no cake. No, I feel cakes on Birthdays are overrated! Only the Birthday girl should have one…before the guests arrive.

Veronica felt sorry for Indya (she’s such a softie) and gave her lots of candy all the time until she went home.

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The fun wasn’t over. In the evening we went out to a restaurant with EC! “The Hamburger Foundation”. I love that place, it smells great and the owners love dogs!

So ok I can’t actually have a Burger. I think they should have a “Dog Burger” just for us dogs. Yeah that’s a thought. Makes total sense!

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Veronica kept the biggest surprise until the end of the day: “Felicia, next week we are going to visit Andy and Jacky”.

What??? Yippie!!! I am going to see Andy and Jacky!! Flay my sister, I’love (that’s her name) my niece,(above) Gamine and Pretty. We are going to “The Andreashöhe” kennel, where Lego and I were born!!!

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I love Birthdays! Do you have a gift for me?

 

Best Burgers in Town:

http://www.thehamburgerfoundation.ch/en/index.html

Dr L

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This is Dr L, have I mentioned him? I might have, once…or twice. He’s our Vet and we love him, Indya and I. He thinks I have big muscles. Yes, that’s the him; Dr L.

Veronica is especially thankful. He was the one that discovered my Lego had a problem. Something about a tumar or trumor, or perhaps tumor.

Anyway, he must have done some wonderful magic, and abracadabra, she was much better.

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Today, as I was resting after our long walk Veronica called me: “Felicia we’re going to see Dr L”.

Yippie, Dr L!! Yes! How cool is that. I love going there, I’m the star and I get candy!

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We arrive a little in advance.  Veronica’s never late. As a matter of fact, in her book, being on time is arriving at least ten minutes early!

Don’t get me started on her neurotic travel schedule. Let’s just say it involves a lot of waiting at airports. As a matter a fact it’s a family thing. In my opinion they’re all a bit crazy.

Not the outsiders, they’re cool and laid back. Perhaps they should form a club “The hip cool outsider gang”.

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That said, we have plenty of time in the waiting room! Now why is Dennis here? He usually never feels his presence is required! Strange, I wonder…

Am I very sick? Oh but of course: Dr L has spent a year in Berkeley and Dennis wants to talk to him about California!

Yes, that’s it, nothing to do with me.

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I can relax and chill until it’s our time.

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Wait a minute, is that Dr L’s voice? There’s a dog there. Hey, I’m here! It’s my turn! Can’t believe he’s taking such a long time with that other guy.

Perhaps he hasn’t been informed I have arrived. I might growl a bit, just to make my presence noticed. Nothing to do with the dog, oh no, I’d never do that! I’m easy going!

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Finally the nice assistant fetches us and it’s time for “The weighing of the dog”. I weigh 29.6 Kg, that’s nearly one kilo more then last time.

I give Veronica a quick glance, and surely enough she looks worried and gives Dennis the look. The “Is this ok” look.

C’mon guys, I’m perfect and NOT CHUBBY! And where’s my treat? I should get a treat for being such a good Boxer.

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I’ll just sit here and wait. Surely they’ll give me something. I sit perfectly still for a long time but nothing. Instead we’re shown into the consultation room.

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There he is: THE Dr L. He immediately rewards me with a goodie as soon as I jump on the table. Ha!

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and another one…

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…and another one. Voilà, there’s someone who truly understands a cute Boxer girl’s needs!

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Time for the examination. Dr L has to listen to my heart, my lungs, and feel my stomach etc

Veronica starts fussing about my weight. Dr L reassures everyone “She’s perfect, she’s all muscles”. HA, hear that guys: Perfect!! “ALL MUSCLES”!!

Who cares if India is faster. I’m strong, like a body builder, and I run faster then Yoda and Rose!

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Dr L is very thorough, he want’s to make sure I’m  fine and healthy. See how perfect I stand? Just like like a statue.

I’m the dream patient! They should have special rewards or perhaps even medals for the exceptional clients like me.

Actually I love this examination bit. I’m the centre of attention, the star!

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Once that’s done Dr L goes through my passport to see what shots I should get.

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Dr L put a delicious treat on the table. I get kind of absorbed in munching when I hear “Bravo Felicia, it’s done”

What?? How??? When?? I don’t understand how this could happen. I was supposed to know when the shot was given, so I could brag in front of Indya!

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Hmmm… come think of it she isn’t here. This is how I will relate the vaccine episode :

“Felicia looks at Dr L with courageous eyes, ‘I’m ready Dr’. And without a sound, stoically she receives her shot”

Yeah, that’s it, sounds perfect, and Indya will be so impressed!

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Dr L sits down and tells me I’m in great shape.

Veronica asks a few questions, Lime disease, claws, travelling with dogs etc… Real boring stuff, I’ve said this before, she worries too much. Chill! I’m fine!

(She needs to go “California style”!)

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Berkeley is mentioned (told you), and Dennis happily chats along. I just sit still minding my own business, hoping for more treats. Alas even Dr L thinks I had enough.

Sadly the visit is over and we have to leave.

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I get some vitamin pills for my muscles. There is even a dog cookie jar.

Veronica tries to give me one…Cookie…what…? oh is that a dog in the waiting room? Who’s that guy? I can perhaps just take a quick peak..

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Veronica is such a spoilsport, she sends me off with Dennis to the car. I promise, just a small peak! Doesn’t she trust me at all??

Bet you Dr L would understand. Ha, AND he thinks I’ve got big muscles!

My gratitude goes to Dr Gabor Luka for rescuing my old Lego and giving her a second chance and for taking such good care of our Boxers. My thanks to the wonderful staff.

Dr Gabor Luka

http://www.vetvesenaz.ch/en

 

The Pug Walk

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Today is my lucky day!!! I am very excited! Veronica and I are going on an excursion. We are visiting Veronica’s sister, SPS.

Remember her? She’s the Veterinarian animal behaviourist, the one with the three dogs, two horses and a cat. Yep! She knows it all.

Dennis, yes him, gave me “the talk”. (Veronica was probably keeping hers for later) “Now you behave! Don’t embarass yourself…and us!”

Pfff… Why is he lecturing me?  He’s supposed to be the “California cool guy”!! And, I’m nearly perfect anyway!

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It took forever for Veronica to get ready. (Dennis’s much faster, he could really teach her a thing or two!!)

I waited patiently in her room. Look at me; perfect already!

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This is Rose and Yoda, The Cutie Pugs. I met Yoda a long time ago, we’re pals, but Rose, she is the unknown entity.

Veronica think’s they’re “soooo cute”!!! I have to agree here, they’re adorable with their little wrinkly faces.

(See; not jealous. I just thought it worth mentioning)

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Just before leaving Veronica made me sit down…oh, oh here it comes, “the talk!!”…sure enough;  “Felicia you have to be gentle with Rose, she’s very small. Don’t play violently with her”, “And remember: don’t be bossy”!

Bossy? What’s she talking about?

Perhaps, on very rare occasions, I might have been a tad controlling with some of the new guys at Corinne’s. They’re irritating.

At any rate, I have to express my inner feelings…It’s a well known fact that keeping emotions bottled up is not healthy!

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As we arrive up in the hills, there’s an unpleasant surprise: SNOW!! Not the snow again!!  Well, I won’t make a fuss, don’t want them to think I’m a wimp (which I’m NOT!)

SPS was so happy to see me. Of course, it’s me, Felicia!

Both Cutie Pugs came up to say hello. Rose very shy, took up a safe position behind SPS.

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Yoda immediately wanted to hang out. He’s cool, yeah, real cool.

I have to explain my embarrassing short blue leash; It so happens that lately Veronica and I have had a little disagreement on how a walk should come off.

Apparently I’m easlily distracted. Thus the leash,”it keeps me on my toes”, so she thinks. Sure..whatever…I’m planning to get back on track ASAP…but don’t tell her!! (FYI: I CAN focus, I just choose not to!!).

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Enough about that stupid leash! C’mon Yoda, let’s go wild and play crazy!!

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We ran off together! Even Rose tagged along.

I have a great advantage here: I have longer legs!! Yes for once I’m THE ONE WITH THE LONG LEGS!  Oh yeah!!!

I feel like a giant! What a powerful feeling. “Felicia the giant dog”, “Felicia the monster dog”, hmmmm… “Felicia the powerful giant Boxer dog”. Yes that’s it! I’m the coolest!!

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Rose felt walking with SPS was a better choice and left. (It wasn’t my fault! I did NOT scare her!! I promise I was as good and gentle as ever. Ask Yoda)

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Now this is my kind of snow. It’s flat, no problem running anywhere, none of that deep snow nonsense. And this place is pure paradise, a vast flat desert!

I have to come back here. Perhaps Indya can come too. She would go crazy!!! (On second thought perhaps not, I kind of like being the running Queen here)

Yippieeee, “RUN Felicia RUN!! Show them your long powerful legs!!!  “Look Felicia the powerful giant Boxer dog’s running”… Ha, ha yes that’s sounds so cool!

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Yes “Felicia the powerful giant Boxer dog” needs her daily exercise! Boy, do I like that definition! (I’m planning to keep it to myself, I get the feeling Indya might tease me.)

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Now I didn’t feel running was the main purpouse of this visit. (I might be a giant here but I’m not Indya, I’m not obsessed by running. No need to overdo it)

We played and played and played a bit more. Even Rose joined us.

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We headed back. SPS walks so fast, and those small cutie Pugs are in great shape. But then SPS used to run marathons, so I guess it’s a family thing. Like VH and Indya. To each their own.

No way in a million years will Dennis and Veronica take up jogging. Ha, what a joke!!

Anyway, I can run, you saw it! (And I have big muscles, even Dr L thinks so!) (“Dr L”)

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Zarah waited back in the house. She’s nine years old and a little fragile, she can’t walk far anymore.

She’s the sweetest Boxer ever, real nice and friendly. I like her a lot. She’s very discreet and quiet.

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Not like Yoda, look at him taking up the postion right infront of her. Who does he think he is? The King of the castle?

I like him, oh yes, very much and he’s fun. But he’s a little full of himself. Everything’s not about him!!

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Rose on the other hand is discreet. She sits down, gently, close to Zarah. She’s a little shy, generous, modest…well just like me!

Can’t believe how many self-centred dogs are out there!

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Hey! HEY!!! What’s going on?? Is Veronica giving out candy??? HEY GUYS! What about me?? I’m older and larger and stronger; I should get first!

Remember, I’m “Felicia the powerful giant Boxer dog”!!! Make way!!

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Sadly all fun has an end, and we have to leave. What a great day! Can I come back?? PLEASE??

Back home Dennis looked me in the eyes; “Did you embarras yourself?” “Did SPS make a diagnosis on your sometimes erratic behaviour?”

What does he think, Veronica will not go to see her sister and complain about me! They have more important matters to discuss. There is nothing to say and…

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…I’m perfect!

The Cutie Pugs are my buddies!!

 

Thank you my dearest sister for your patience and advice all through the years, me and my Boxers are most grateful

 

 

Snow Day

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I hate snow!! It’s wet, it’s cold, and I HATE it!!! Apparently this troubles Veronica ALOT!! She keeps on telling everyone “I don’t understand?? What’s wrong with Felicia, all other dogs love snow!”

I don’t care about “all other dogs”…I am sure little Ms perfect Lego loved it..

I HATE SNOW!

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I overheard Veronica talk to Dennis about me and my so called “snow problem”.. I heard words like “Ridiculous”…”unheard of”…”Let’s take her to the mountains”…

WHAT?? Up to more snow??? NO WAY!! I’ll just stay in the car, refuse to go out! They can’t make me!!

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Apparently they can!! They forced me out of the car!!! And we climbed up a small hill into a  white desert of cold!

First I did not move, hoping for some miracle! The snow might, by magic, just disappear! Yes, miracles happen! You hear about them all the time, well that’s what I’ve been told.

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As it happens, no miracle here!!

“Felicia, let’s have fun in the snow”.

Begrudgingly I started to explore, yes, I’m no wimp! I ran back and forth on the path. Feeling very proud of myself.

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In Veronica’s book that doesn’t count as “Having fun in the snow”. She threw a great treat into the deep area! Isn’t that just so inconsiderate?

“C’mon Felicia, go and find it”

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I was torn… should I…or not? Bravery (and hunger) made me struggle into the depth of the unknown.

See how courageous I am? No wimp! I’m a real little daredevil!

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Sadly the goodie was no where to be found, even with my amazing nose. (Yes, that’s actually my strength) I went quite far.. until I decided…

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…I wasn’t that hungry after all.

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Coming back was quite an ordeal. Have you tried going through deep snow? I’ve got news for you: It’s not as easy as it’s looks. (And very uncomfortable)

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But as I’m a bold and strong  Boxer girl, I made it back safe!

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I felt Veronica owed me loads of rewards after such a difficult expedition.!

She seemed a little disappointed. “Felicia, go and run in the snow, it’s fun” Fun??  Fighting my way through the deep and cold doesn’t qualify as fun to me!

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I did try, look, I’m even digging! Not that it made any sense, I thought I’ll give it a shot. Just in case there might be something interesting hidden.

Obviously there was nothing! (Only consequence was a cold and wet nose!!)

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After many attempts to “have fun in deep snow”. (Well one or two) I decided I prefer running on the paths.

Not that I’m scared, (or a wimp). I just feel I’m more suited for that kind of activity. And I have short legs, everyone knows that. And I needed to stretch my legs. Nothing wrong here.

Like there’s a rule??

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I  did run…

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…and run…

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…and run…

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…and brake!

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I had the best of times running back and forth on the path. This was the perfect opportunity to train my running skills so I can beat and impress Indya! Run and run!

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Veronica, who doesn’t take no for an answer, continued to lure me away from the path..

No way I’m tricked in there again! Oh no!! (I’d rather go hungry than wet!)

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Veronica, annoyed, told Dennis  “What’s the matter with her. All the dogs I know love to play in the snow”.

Enough already with the “snow dog lovers”! Whats her problem? She can go in herself and “have fun”!

And I don’t see why anyone in their right mind would prefer to struggle through that stuff when there’s a path.

And:

I DON’T CARE ABOUT “ALL OTHER DOGS”

(Dennis didn’t seem worried at all. He’s from California! He get’s me. He’s cool!)

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Time to go home. I felt tired and happy! I had shown Veronica I’m perfectly capable of having lot’s of  fun in the snow…my way!

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Snow? Well it’s great, yes, fun! What’s not to like…apart from the cold…and  wet…and the deep areas…  Snow? I love it!

 

 

Dog Parkour

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Veronica loves Opera and Classical music. That’s what the radio’s blasting out during the long drives to Corinne and Agility. (My opinion is irrelevant!)

Until she discovered “Vår Bästa Vän” (Our best friend). A Swedish podcast on dogs with Eva Bodfäldt, Gurgîn Bakirciouglu and Maria Hedquist.

Gone were the strains of “Aida”, “Rosenkavalier”, “Schubert”, “Mendelsohn.. etc..  It morphed into everything about dogs: dog problems, dog sports, dog exhibitions, dog behaviour and so on.

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Veronica not only became obsessed, but she had to share the content with everyone! (Whether they wanted it or not…) “Eva said this…”, “Gurgîn told that story ..”, “Maria met this breeder ….” etc

Good news is that she learns loads of fun stuff. Like Dog Parkour. Or “How to make a boring walk fun and interesting”. I love it!!

Basically anything, anywhere! She immediately felt this was a perfect entertainment for us.

Especially these days when there are no canine acitivities for a month.

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I was getting a tad restless. Veronica gave me boxes with gooddies hidden inside. A fun game, for a while, but even that got old.

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I did my best to keep myself busy. Both Veronica and Dennis felt it was time to take action: Felicia: Dog Parkour! Let’s go!

The walks became a series of obstacles as we went along the road; every day new challenges. We’re just beginners, keeping it simple at the moment. I heard some dogs do crazy stuff!!

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Walking or running on tree-trunks. Some are very narrow, and not as easy as it looks. Well that’s for beginners, me a near Agility champion…ok, ok, no champion but as a regular Agility dog. It’s easy!

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Tree-Trunk jumping. Fun! Veronica doesn’t want me to jump too high, or from a great height. She tells me it can be bad for my back.

She always fusses over me. Just because her first Boxer Ficelle had a ligament operation doesn’t mean I will have one…whatever… just a little infuriating!

FYI: I can jump VERY high!! Wish I could show off every now and then!! (Especially in front of Indya!! Perhaps even Inook!)

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Climbing on Tree-Trunk benches. The different levels makes it interesting.

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Lying down on a Bench. I felt very brave since there was a little ice. Us Boxers don’t like to lie down on cold ground.

Yes, we’re a little delicate in that way! (Can’t compare us to St Bernhard dogs with their thick fur!!)

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An improvised tunnel under the Bicycle stand. “Run Felicia, run”. I was a little hesitant in the beginning. Anyone would be!

No, I’m no wimp. I’m just more used to REAL tunnels!

We also train slaloms here.

 

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Sitting very still on a Stone. That was hard. Do you see those ducks? Yes, I know, I’m such a good girl not to run away! I wanted to chase them.

Veronica should acknowledge this examplary behaviour; admire my concentraiton and self control!

(She had very convincing goodies.)

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Putting my paws on a wall to admire the view. Easy! I’ve done that a long time.

I’m not allowed to jump up on the wall, but I bet you I could!!  I tried once… “It’s too dangerous Felicia, you can fall into the water”

She’s such a spoilsport!! Can’t a little Boxer girl take a walk on the wild side??

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Bench climbing and waiting. The thing is, I want to run and jump down, like in Agility. Veronica feels otherwise… “You need to train to focus”.

What’s she talking about?  I can focus, easy! I just don’t always feel like it!!

I am a free Boxer, I can choose when to focus or otherwise!

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WTF are these??? And WHY is that one staring at me?? What’s his problem?? I was so intrigued I couldn’t walk at all. They look weird with that long neck!!  And STOP STARING AT ME!!!

(BTW, please admire my focusing skills!!)

Veronica told me to calm down “They’re Lamas, beautiful animals and they’re very nice, look, he’s just as curious as you.”… Yeah, sure, that’s her story. Ha! Bet you he’s planning on a trick, probably to annoy me…

I SAID STOP STARING AT ME!!!

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Climbing trees is easy. I usually jump up. Then I have to wait. Wait, wait and wait!

I CAN FOCUS! I JUST CHOOSE NOT TO!!!

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This Tree-trunk Bench is a bit tricky. The thing is, I’m not supposed to continue climbing but to balance on the small space. It’s cool.

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This morning we walked by the lake. Crazy windy. Usually I love to walk on the wall along the shore. Today…not so! Too cold! (I even admit that ridiculous coat might have been nice).

Dennis came to the rescue. “Let’s go home, this is freezing”

He’s from California…

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Veronica, who’s Swedish blood has no fear of cold, took me down to the lakeside by our house.

Jumping on tables, playing hide and seek. All in all it was a great walk.

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Dog Parkour is quite demanding. Yes I assure you! All this climbing, jumping, balancing, running, focusing… Even the strongest, most muscular (like me) Boxer would be tired!

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I love the Podcast. (Way better then Wagner!) And my life has greatly improved, so you guys keep up your good work and keep Veronica well informed!

A word: tell Veronica all sofas should be Dog allowed, and all beds, and I should get more and better treats come to think of it.

 

Special thanks to the whole “Vår Bästa Vän” team, Eva Bodfäldt, Gurgîn Bakirciouglu, and Maria Hedquist. Thank you for your amazing Podcast that has taught me and Felicia so much.

http://sverigesradio.se/sida/avsnitt?programid=4834

International Dog Parkour association

http://www.dogparkour.org

Swedish Dog Parkour association

http://dogparkour.se

January Blues

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What’s fun in January? NOTHING!

Corinne has a month off so NO AGILITY! I even wish I had “Thursday big dog class”…and that’s saying something if I actually miss that group…!!

Even the ground is boring, it’s frozen and hardly no interesting smells. Mind you this pleases Veronica since I’m a little more focused.

I can let her think the “smelling/digging” phase is over. As she keeps on telling everyone. I’m planning to get back on track ASAP.

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The month did not start off that well;

You see, every year Veronica sends off Christmas cards. You heard about the tense “family photo shoot”.

Then we have the “what picture should we use” discussion. That’s just as complicated. Every family member needs to give their opinion.

“NO!! Not that one I look horrible”… “Not that one either” etc.. finally, after hours of negotiation, text messages and phone calls : The Family Chrtistmas Photo is ready.

That’s when Veronica found her address book….

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I had totally “forgotten” about that. Last year, I got a little fed up with the whole card business. I figured no address book; no cards!

This must have slipped Veronica’s mind as she found it in the drawer. She got very annoyed, to say the least. “Dennis, do you know what Felicia has done??!!”

Is she telling on me?

I don’t think he cared. He’s not much of a card sender kind of guy. (He might even secretly agree with me)

Anyway I don’t see her problem, the addresses could easily be read…well nearly all.

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Shortly after, I was quietly having fun with a cardboard box. Don’t ask me how, but suddenly there was a card there. Perhaps Veronica even gave it to me.

Apparently no.

“Felicia is that our Christmas card?”  Duh…yes!  As it happens only friends and family get one! Not the dogs!

Very unfair!

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After the “Intense card writing”session it was time for “Obsessive cleaning” time. Veronica loves to clean, organise, declutter… Yes you heard me!! She does! (I know, isn’t that crazy?)

The family all thinks she’s a little neurotic in that way. She organizes the shoes in the entrance, the clothes in her walk-in closet…by colour and genre, the Kitchen (she does not even cook)  etc etc

I felt my help would be superfluous! I got the impression keeping a safe distance was the wiser choice.

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The huge Christmas tree was thrown out in the garden. I tried to drag it around for a while, unfortunately it was a bit too heavy. Even for my big muscles! Very disappointing.

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As if this whole January misery wasn’t enough, she made me wear a COAT!! Yes!!! “Felicia it’s very cold. You can wear this coat”

Coat? She’s got to be kidding!

“It’s a famous designer, Barbour, you’ll look very smart”

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Barbour who??? Don’t care!! This Barbour guy can stick to making coats for people and leave us dogs out of it!!

MC gave it to me. What was she thinking? Never seen Indya wear her’s.

Ok, I know some dogs, Lilya for one, needs a coat in the winter. And perhaps in Sweden. But me??? NO!! Veronica only wants me to wear it because it’s a famous designer!! Pathetic!

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I was feeling rather gloomy and felt entitled to a little treat…I went sleeping on the bedroom chair.

Now here comes the BIG surprise! Veronica didn’t react!!! Did she feel sorry for me?  Dennis even said “Put up a blanket for her”!!!

What??? What’s going on here???  Is this some kind of joke??? I’m even a little worried…

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You’ll all be happy to know: I’m officially allowed up on the chair, as long as my blanket is there! Wow, I never thouhgt this day would come.

Boxer Felicia’s allowed to sleep on the chair!!

Bending a “Veronica rule”…THIS MUST SURELY BE A FIRST!!!

From there on things got better and…

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… better.

I was invited up on the bed!!! Yes!! (As long as my blanket was there).

All three of us watched “Downton Abbey”. I love that show, it’s romantic and that little Labrador, Isis, is really cute.

Veronica went on and on about how she would love to live in just such a Castle. What? A Castle? Isn’t that a little presumptuous.

“We could have friends and family come to stay with us and Felicia would run everywhere and have so much fun”

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Let’s just take a minute here to reconsider. Me a Castle dog.

Looking at it from that perspective. Hmmm…I need to think just a little…Yes! I could do that. Live in a castle. “Felicia, the castle dog is touring her land”. How cool would that be!!!

“Lady Veronica with her Boxer, Felicia von der Andreashöhe” I can totally see myself.

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A few days later even a better surprise: MC and Indya came on a walk with us. I was so happy. We ran off in high speed!

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And back in even faster speed. Indya leading the way…of course.

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I simply can’t get over it: how come Indya has so much energy? I really don’t understand. I think it’s all VH’s doing. He runs with her all the time.

I tried to distract her, as usual she ignored me.

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Off she ran, again. I had no choice but to follow. I don’t want to see her smug “I’m so fast” look.

Would it kill her to show a little consideration for her short legged BFF?  Run a bit less? Anyway, what do I care: I have big muscles! Even Dr L says so!

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I admit I was quite relieved when the walk ended. Don’t get me wrong, we had so much fun, but all this running… is it really necessary?

I’m not complaining but…I think…oh, is that Turkey in her hand?

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Back home I went into “recuperating” mode.

Should I start running more, perhaps I need to get into better shape. Long distance, endurance that is. I’ll think about it tomorrow…I’m too busy sleeping!

Little E and the Holiday

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Guess what?? Little E is here!! I’m so happy!! This afternoon Veronica came back with the whole family from the airport. LS, DO and of course, the star: Little E!

She took my leash, hoping for a walk surely. And had loads of candy so we could get used to each other again.

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She arrived with a hullabaloo! Letting the whole house, possibly the whole neighbourhood, know: “I’M HERE”!!

She immediately took over food chores: “Sit Felcia and you’ll get dinner”, making it clear I was to follow instructions! No monkey business!!

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We played in the yard and the garden for hours. Mostly consisting in her giving me goodies. Talking non stop “You see Felicia now we put some gas here”…”Come Felicia we’re invited for tea”…”Felicia …”!

There was no other option then to obey. I did so gladly! Easiest rewards ever. Just follow Little E around!

Not like with Veronica when I have to perform all sorts of complicated “tasks”!!

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Every meal I hung out by her seat. She usually shares her food, well the stuff she didn’t like. It makes perfect sense, and sharing is very “New age style”. I’m all for it!!

Not sure Veronica and LS saw what was going on. I’m certainly not going to rat her out. No no no, I am a firm believer in individual initiatives when it comes to food…and dogs!

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We had a special little Christmas party for the family. Gifts and all.

Dennis gave Little E some Turkey for me. I’ve said this before: He knows what’s good for us dogs!!!

A slight problem occurred though…

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…Little E recieved these fun plastic horses.  I very strongly  felt they should be examined properly… you know, just to make sure they were safe for a three year old.

Tell you what, they’re very poorly designed!! A tiny dog tooth and boom the leg was off!! Probably not appropriate for Little E at all…they should thank me for finding out!!

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Little E cried and was very upset at first. Then she looked at me; “Felicia I forgive you”. Isn’t that just the sweetest?

I know someone who could take a leaf out of her book…now who could that be… let’s think for a moment…yep: Veronica!!

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Actually I also think she forgave me because she immediately got a new gift. Veronica bought her a SINGING DOLL!!! Yes you heard me!! SINGING!! What more: A singing Elsa!! Real loud Elsa!

There was no volume button, it only came in LOUD and LOUD and LOUD!!  She made it sing ALL THE TIME!! Over and over again “Let it go, let it go…”

I think LS and DO secretly hate Veronica just a little right now… probably Dennis too. He spent alot of time in his office.

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Then there was a tiny misunderstanding. You see I thought the doll meant she didn’t want the horses any more…I promise,  I really thought so. As it happens: she does want them.

Veronica was furious!! How was I suppose to know that?? An honest mistake, anyone could have made.

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New year eve came, we all went shopping. I was very excited to be able to come along…at first.That is until they stuffed all the uninteresting food in the back with me. No space left!

Veronica looked at me ” Felicia, it’s only for two minutes”… Yeah well I don’t care, two minutes or ten… and why only uninteresting food? I heard her tell LS “Make sure no cheese or bread is in the back”. What does she think, I’m a food thief??

(Had this something to do with the meat incident the other day? Apples and pears here guys, let’s not get things mixed up)

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Littel E got all dressed up in an adorable ballet outfit. Look at her, isn’t she just the cutest little ballerina???

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The family arrived and with them a HUGE shock: Veronica took Indya and me upstairs!! YES, away from all the party fun!!

Apparently “Party fun” can be stressful for us! P L E A S E!! We love parties, we’re both real party animals!!

“Felicia and Indya this is much better for you”…says who?? Did she even ask Eva (Bodfäldt)?? or SPS or Corinne?? Did she consult with the specialists???

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The next morning Little E was all “Party, party” she just couldn’t stop. Every one else looked worse for wear…apart from Veronica!! She’s just like Little E!!! Too much energy.

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We watched the “New years’s concert” from Vienna. Little E refused to wear anything other than her tutu…and a hat.

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It’s Little E’s last day. I’m very sad. We share the breakfast…: “New Age Style”.

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We went for a long walk. I never pull and Little F can walk safely. She absolutely loves to hold the leash “I want to hold Felicia”!

Veronica tried to tell her we can both hold on together. That did not go down well …at all!! “I CAN HOLD HER  ALONE”.. I think even the birds on the other side of the field heard her.

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We chilled in the living room. She’s the best “Candy machine” ever “Felicia älskar godis” (Felicia loves  candy)… yep, you got that right!

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In the evening we lit some sparklers. We’re both fascinated! So beautiful. We had so much fun. A perfect ending to a New Year’s holiday.

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The little family has left. I was not even allowed to accompany them to the airport. The house is quiet. Too quiet!! Frankly boring!!

I miss the noise, the screams, even the singing doll and of course the food sharing!!

 

 

 

 

Christmas Eve Crazy

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The Big Day is here. It’s Christmas. Veronica wakes up very early. She ALWAYS gets up early. But today it’s crazy early!!!

She fusses around the house in a frantic way. She wakes Dennis and me. “Time to get up! It’s Christmas”!! Thank you very much WE KNOW!!

Poor Dennis, I think he wanted to sleep some more… he gets into his “Cooking mode” (as you already know: He’s our chef!)

They ignore me, so what’s the point of waking me up??? I ask you?? They even send me out in the garden. “Felicia, no time for a walk right now, go out and have fun”…have fun?? What am I? A puppy??

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Dennis fetches this large delicous smelly bag. I wonder what’s in there?

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It’s a huge bird called a Turkey. I was very curious. Perhaps he will give me a little piece.

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Ostentatiously, I go on my mat. My “Go and wait for food mat”. (also known as “Time out Mat” but let’s focus on what’s important here).

I sit silently waiting, giving him the intense stare. The “Can I taste” stare. But NOTHING. He doesn’t even give me a glance. He’s too busy. And listen to this:

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they forget about me!!! You here that guys!!! What about MY lunch??? I wait, and wait …and wait…

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FINALLY  after what seems like hours they suddenly remember they own a Boxer girl!!

“Did Felicia get any lunch?”… DUUH..NO!

Today they don’t bother with the more complicated “Go and search for your food” exercise. Today I get to eat “Traditional style”.

Veronica brought back this new, fancy, bowl. From Stockholm. It supposedly slows me down (apparently I eat too fast). I tell you what. Useless!! I eat just as fast, or even faster!!

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Some people don’t believe Santa is real. I do!!

This is Trilby, DR’s Briard. SHE GOT TO MEET SANTA!!!  Look at him, beard and all, very, very real!!

I am quite jealous Trilby got to meet him!!  Is it because she’s a Beauty and Agility champion???  Why can’t I get to meet Santa?? (It would give me the chance to explain a thing or two…)

Truth is, I’m a little nervous. You see lately I’ve had some problems focusing…on some stuff… like coming when Veronica calls.

NOT MY FAULT! There must be some major event going on under the ground. Perhaps all those little animals down there are having a huge party or something??

And then there was the odd  little misunderstanding…one… or two…or a few..

Anyhow, I’ve not been on my best behaviour… And Santa sees EVERYTHING that’s a well known fact!!!

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The family arrives and it’s “Picture time”! Every year the same story.

“THE CHRISTMAS PICTURE” is not a happy moment. It brings out tensions and irritation among several family members. Let’s see how 2016 goes.

OMG!!  What’s that…A SELFIE STICK???

Who brought that????

They get into place and amazingly enough it is a quick business.(Probably because they’re embarrassed using the selfie stick!!)

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Now the dog picture.. that’s when things go a little wrong… Veronica wants a second picture and I…accidently…without any bad intention…snip at Indya.

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I felt a little, only a little, ashamed  and all by myself go to my “time out mat.” After what I considered, an appropriate length  of “remorse time” I made an attempt to come back…

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…positioning myself a little apart from the crowd.

They all ignored me!! C’mon guys I did my “Time out duty”… And please see my side of the story: Veronica had candy in her hand. How was I suppose to know it was for both of us!!

Any sensible dog owner should know better…

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Indya totally exagerated and put on this whole victim show: “Felicia’s mean to me”…

EC cuddled with her, “Poor little Indya”. In fact they all went on about “Poor little Indya”…

C’mon! Enough already! What about “poor little Felicia”… never hear that tune??

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Dinner was served. At the end of the meal Dennis shared a few pieces of Turkey with us. He totally gets us dogs!!!

Veronica made some stupid, inappropriate remark…thankfully he ignored her: “The dogs deserve a little Christmas treat too”.

Yeah that’s right, we do!! We adore him and Indya followed him around all the evening. Well I think she’s just playing out the “Poor me” theme!!

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After dinner there is the singing, oh yes there is singing, A LOT of singing…Swedish Christmas songs. Even the non Swedish family members have to sing. They get provided with books and photocopies of major songs! No excuse here!

Sometimes I think Veornica must have been a Dictator in some past life!!

Every year she tries for “The Christmas Dance”, but that’s a No No!! The family refuses!! Dictator or no dictator ! NO DANCING!!

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Time for the gifts. NC is the official “Special Family Santa”. He sits by the tree and distributes one gift after the other. And he cuddled with me!!

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Now unfortunatley there had been a little incident…

…with some of the gifts…only a few…and please, let me explain:

There they were, under the tree…calling for my help…”Open me”, “Open me”… yes absolutely!!! I had to! It was my duty!

Veronica was NOT HAPPY AT ALL!!

I heard her say something that could have been “Enough with these dogs”…and we were sent to play outside!!  On Christmas eve!

Guys… what about our gifts?? Nobody intervened in our favour!!!

What’s wrong with this family?? Have they no heart??

(I will never admit this to anyone…but we had so much fun in the garden!!)

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Next morning I pouted for a bit. I was rather upset. Did Santa think I did not deserve a gift this year?? Did he forget me??

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Turns out that after the photo incident, MC and Veronica decided to keep our presents for the next day!! To avoid any further misunderstanding. (Ridiculous! Indya and I get along fine…as long as I have the toy…)

So here I am with TWO really great gifts!!

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A fun soft squeaking Christmas tree, so cool!! NC and MBC gave me this. I am going to squeak around the house all day!!

Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!

It drives Veronica crazy. HA!!

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Now this must be Santa’s gift, let’s see, it smells very nice.

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Very interesting. Let’s explore a little more.

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WOW!!! This is the best! It’s an elk skin. Probably from the North Pole.

Appparently it lasts for ever so they say.

Hmmmm… Let’s think for a bit…I wonder?  Has this something to do with a few small, unimportant incidents???

Just some glasses, the opera program, the newspaper… and a few others…???  Not even worth mentioning. Did Santa hear about those???

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No time to wonder….I’m too busy chewing!

 

My favourite Dog supplies store in Stockholm:

http://www.hundokattboden.se